So out of absolute boredom last night, I watched the annual Spring Festival show thing from this year. I do have to say, the show gets more extravagant every year, with more elaborate costumes and the usual big names, but the quality never gets better. I cringed through probably half of it, not including most of it I fast forwarded.
The worst part was definitely Zhang Ziyi's singing. I will smack anyone who defends her, because that was just one horrendous conglomeration of shitty music industriness.
There she is in her uber expensive dress. Way to live your princess dreams now, wasting others' money. So some accused her of lip synching, I do believe that happened, and it was definitely a good thing. It probably saved us of hearing her natural abilities. The recorded song itself was absolute crap. There was nothing good about it. The melody was the stereotypical Asian song: happy, flat, semi-catchy. Her voice was horrendous. I couldn't believe how overly produced it sounded. It was her weak, raspy voice with a hundred of her backing her up. I didn't think I would ever say this, but she is worse than Paris Hilton in her already overly produced CD. She makes Paris Hilton sound good even. I don't think I can describe how incompetent her voice is and how unbearable that song was. *cringe cringe*
All that aside, she is a good actress. And she should stick to being the shitty-kung-fu-white-people-movie whore that she is. Same goes out for all Asian actors and actresses. You weren't good at acting to begin with, what makes you think you're good at singing? Save the world some torture, spare those poor gullible girls who will buy anything you put your face on.
The show wasn't all bad of course. The obvious indoctrination of societal etiquette, morals, etc, the usual communistic inculcation was all there, and amusing for the first out of a hundred minutes. But there were two performances I did not expect.
First by S.H.E. It wasn't horrendous, thanks to their producers and their fabulous lip synching. It was the usual mediocre performance of a not so good song.
Then this guy popped up:
Didn't realize who he was until my mother informed me of his past popularity. It's Fei Yu Ching. He sang a solo version of 千里之外, Faraway. Apparently it was his song originally, but as we all know, Jay dug it up and did a nice duet with him.
According to Wikipedia
"he is also known as the younger and slightly more effeminate brother of Chang Fei (also known as Fei Ge)." and "Fei is not married, although he was once engaged to a long time girlfriend." He's also 50+. Look at that face. Suspicious, no?